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Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Monday that Iran is set to deliver a "punch" that will stun world powers during this week's 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution.

Story HERE.

I've been wondering just what this stunning revelation might be. A nuclear weapon? Declaration of war? After contemplating the matter for a while, here are my top ten "shockers" that Iran might give the world on February 11th.

10. Simon Cowell to sign 3-season contract for "Iranian Idol"
9. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will show off his new pre-market Ipad
8. Will announce innovative new "Cash for Camels" program
7. Iranian intelligence to announce that "The Wizard of Oz" perfectly merges with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"
6. Iranian president will sign new "BFF Treaty" with Venezuela, North Korea
5. Will demand recount in Massachusetts Brown/Coakley election
4. Ahmadinejad announces new Twitter account - first post" "@Obama - 'Sup dude?"
3. Ahmadinejad press release - "I'm Rielle Hunter's Baby Daddy"
2. Will release denied Super Bowl commercial with Abe Vigoda and Betty White denying Holocaust
1. Will start a global military standoff with a poorly translated ultimatum: All Your Base are Belong to Us!

Yeah. I won't quit my day job.

Is anybody else baffled at the big deal being made about Sarah Palin having speech topics scribbled on her hand?

We have a president who must have one hell of a chiropractor to keep his neck in shape due to the ridiculous ping-pong match we see as he gazes from teleprompter right to teleprompter left - and this even in elementary school appearances.

Sarah Palin has a few reminders scribbled on her palm and it's all over the news sites.

Which is preferable, someone with a few reminders on her palm speaking from the hip, or an empty suit having every single (scripted) word delivered via teleprompter?

EDIT: If you are so inclined, here is an NPR poll about this that the DUhmmies are trying to sway.

Malkin: Hand Jive

I got a letter -- I got a note today from one of my staff -- they forwarded it to me -- from a woman in St. Louis who had been part of our campaign, very active, who had passed away from breast cancer. She didn't have insurance. She couldn't afford it, so she had put off having the kind of exams that she needed. And she had fought a tough battle for four years. All through the campaign she was fighting it, but finally she succumbed to it. And she insisted she's going to be buried in an Obama t-shirt.

Washington Examiner

The narcissism comes at 8:25