Only use one for number one

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Anybody want to meet at her place and toilet paper her house?

[harv]

She can't be serious. I think she's trying to be funny. If not she's soaked up too much sun, and her TP idea might very well be her favorite mistake. Anyway, if it makes her happy, it can't be that bad.

Who knows - if she IS serious, and wipes with one square, maybe that's why Lance kicked her to the curb?

[newshutr]

Anybody want to meet at her place and toilet paper her house?

Now that's just silly. How are we going to TP her house with only one sheet of paper?

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Now that's just silly. How are we going to TP her house with only one sheet of paper?

Switch to this TP:

[Isis]

Karl Rove Double-Teamed on Global Warming By Singer Sheryl Crow, Producer Laurie David

WASHINGTON — Singer Sheryl Crow, producer Laurie David and White House political adviser Karl Rove got into a war of words on global warming during Saturday night's White House Correspondents' Dinner, The Washington Post reports.
Click here to read The Washington Post article.

[Furious]

Karl Rove Double-Teamed on Global Warming By Singer Sheryl Crow, Producer Laurie David

WASHINGTON — Singer Sheryl Crow, producer Laurie David and White House political adviser Karl Rove got into a war of words on global warming during Saturday night's White House Correspondents' Dinner, The Washington Post reports.
Click here to read The Washington Post article.

" David reports. "I went over to him and said, 'I urge you to take a new look at global warming.' He went zero to 100 with me. . . . I've never had anyone be so rude."

Good for him! Screw those nappy headed hos

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Crow tried to calm things down but was instead drawn into the debate with Rove, telling him, "You work for me."

Well isn't our ego getting a little big for this universe.

David said Rove was rude with her, but witnesses say David was very aggressive.

Translation: "How rude of you not to agree with me".

Sheryl reached out to touch his arm. Karl swung around and spat, 'Don't touch me.' How hardened and removed from reality must a person be to refuse to be touched by Sheryl Crow?" they wrote.

Great, now it's acceptable for celebrities to go around touching people and if you get offended by it you're the bad guy.

[newshutr]

Well isn't our ego getting a little big for this universe.


Translation: "How rude of you not to agree with me".


Great, now it's acceptable for celebrities to go around touching people and if you get offended by it you're the bad guy.

Try touching Crow...try even getting close to her and see what happens.

Now if I buy a ticket to her concert, does that mean for the night, she works for me? Cause I've got some trees that need to come down.

[Enigma]

Try touching Crow...try even getting close to her and see what happens.

Now if I buy a ticket to her concert, does that mean for the night, she works for me? Cause I've got some trees that need to come down.

LOLOLOLOL

[Isis]

I wonder if they use TP on her tour buses

Additionally, when the global warming warrior hits the road, her touring entourage (and equipment) travels in three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars. Now that's a carbon footprint!

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